Previously on Akatsuki afterlife . . . . . .
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Sasori ran up to Itachi and punched him right in the face.
“DAMN SEPAII UN!!”
“Holy shit Sasori!”
Itachidropped the illusion and Kenpachi fell to the ground.
“Kenny!”
“Little girl get out of here! Take the big guy with you!”
Yachiru nodded as she picked Kenpachi up and left.
Itachi started to pick himself off the ground.
“S-Sasori . . . . . what the hell was that for?”
“You went to far Itachi. Have some self control once in awhile!”
Deidara then started clapping like an idiot.
“Way to go stick it up to the man Senpaii un!”
“You speak of self control? Who the hell is the one who just punched me in the face?!”
“Shut up Itachi! You don’t know how it feels to lose your parents! That little girl was crying for you to stop and you didn’t listen! . . . . I understand why you’re in Akatsuki now, . . . . . . You’re a monster!

Now returning to the story
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“Heh if I’m such a monster then I will just kill you here and now, Sasori!” Itachi whaled charging at Sasori, but before he could touch him a big gust of wind had come, forcing Itachi to move away.
“And, you are?” Itachi asked questionably.
“I am Captin General Shigekuni Yamamoto.”
“Who he what, what?” Kisame asked confused by such a long weird name.
“Hmmm you two are tearing down houses and hurting innocent people in the soul society!”
“I believe, I don’t care.” Itachi muttered getting closer to Captin Yamamoto. Itachi was about to activate his Maygenkyo Sharingan once again but Pein had decided to show up just in the nick of time to stop it.
“Itachi, that’s enough!” Pein yelled jumping from the roof he was on.
“Yes leader-sama.”
“I am sorry for what my men have done.” Pein apologized.
“And who are you.” Captin Yamamoto asked.
“I am Pein leader of Akatsuki. No we all will just take our leave.”
“Um where are you going?” Yamamoto asked.
“Back to HQ.” Pein plainly stated.
“Wait leader-sama we’re dead we can’t go back to HQ.” Itachi pointed out.
“Wait we’re dead! How did that happen! I don’t have my pills here. AHHHHHHH I NEED MY PILLS!!!!!”
“Leader-sama calm down.” Itachi said
“Don’t tell me to calm down you red eyed freak!”
“Way to go leader-sama show that bitch his place!” Sasori yelled out shaking his fist in the air.
“Tobi never say stuff like that because Tobi good boy.”
“We heard you a million times Tobi, un!”
“Also Tobi is good in bed.”
Everyone looked at Tobi in shock, disgust, and some what amused.
“What the hell Tobi!” Kisame yelled
“Zetsu told me to tell that joke when the time was right.”
“How is this the right time for that type of joke Tobi, un?”
“Tobi thought it was a good time.”
“Damn you Zetsu, un!”
“Hey Captin General Yama-who-ee is their any place for us to stay for awhile?” Sasori asked crossing his arms.
“Hm, I can see if Captin Kuchiki to let you stay with him. But its gonna be kinda hard seeing as he is from an honorable family. Now that’s a battle.”
“This Kuchiki reminds Tobi of Itachi because Itachi also from honorable family!”
“Is that so?” Captin Yamamoto asked in disbelief.
Itachi just glares daggers at the old man before turning his back on everyone and start to leave.
“Wait, where are you going? How will you be able to find you friends again?” Captin Yamamoto asked.
“These people are NOT my friends and I will find them again by sensing they’re charka. With those words Itachi disappeared . . . . also muttering something about fucking old asshole needs to mind his own business.
“Tobi thinks Itachi is an asshole.”
“Great now we’re on the same page Tobi, un.”
“YAY TOBI ON THE SAME PAGE WITH SENPAII!!!!”
Tobi then happily jumps on Deidara’s back.
“Get off me Tobi, un!” Deidara yelled as the as he fell to the ground. “Fucking fatass, un!!”
Sasori glared at Tobi as he got the strangest urge to punch him in his masked face.
God I’m gonna kill Tobi how dare he touch my Deidara like that! Whoa!!! My Deidara!? I think that crack I had before I died is kicking in or maybe that heroin . . . . . or that marijuana . . . . . or sharpie markers . . . . . or-‘
“Sasori-Senpaii help, un!”
Sasori snapped out of his thoughts as he looked back down at Deidara and Tobi again glaring at the masked faced boy.
“Tobi get off Deidara so we can go already.”
“Yes Sasori, Tobi sorry.”
Tobi got off Deidara but not before the blond giving him a nice punch in the gut. Deidara smiled happily and walked over to Sasori.
“That’s Sasori-Senpaii,un.”
“For what?”
“For telling Tobi to get off me, ya know? Un.”
“Whatever.”
“So leader where’s Hidan, Kakuzu, Kohan, and Zetsu.” Kisame asked lazily swinging his sword back and forth.
“Why the hell are u asking me I’m not there mom!” Pein shot back angrily
“Well you could have fooled me.”
“Listen here shark boy u wanna get smacked across the face huh huh HUH!!! Yeah I didn’t think so, so shut your blue ass up!”
“Damn you got told out, un”
“Shut up blonde.” Kisame huffed.
This scene just made Captin General Yamamoto roll his eyes and lead them to Byakuya’s house.
Okay now they walk to Byakuya’s house because I’m tired of them talking. They knock on the door getting a muffled coming from the other side.
“Yes? What is it General.”
“Listen Byakuya these people need a place to stay so there staying here.”
Byakuya opened his mouth to protest but was stopped by Captin General holding his staff to his face.
“Got a problem with that?”
Byakuya gulped and muttered a no.
“Good . . . . . bye.” Was the last thing the Captin General said before disappearing.
There was a long awkward silence as everyone stood there. Pein was the first to speak from the group as he bowed to Byakuya.
“We thank you sir for your generosity.”
“I guess your welcome.”
As Pain and Byakuya started up a conversation *Weird* Deidara leaned over to Sasori and whispered.
“Did leader-sama take his crazy pills, un?”
“Yeah I let him take some of mine.”
:Senpaii you take crazy pills, un?”
“Duhh! How do you think I put up with you and Tobi everyday?”
“. . . . . True, un.”
Back to Pein and Byakuya.
“Again Byakuya we thank you for your kindness.” *kindness? . . . . yeah right!* We promise to not to be such a burden.”
Everyone then finally stepped inside the house.
“Okay everyone the guest rooms are in the back and make yourself at home.”
Byakuya then began to walk away.
“Wait, aren’t you going to show us around the house?” Pein asked.
Byakuya turned to face him and said. “No. I’m busy.” With that said he left.
“Tobi thinks that guys a freak.”
“You shouldn’t be talking Tobi, un!”
“Let’s go find our rooms. Make sure to leave one for Itachi.” Pein said.
That made Sasori laugh. “Fuck him he can sleep on the couch for all I care!”:We don’t care Sasori so stop bitching like the pansy you are and keep a room open for Itachi got it.” Pein irately said.
“Yes sir.” Sasori grumbled really pissed off for being called a pansy.
Everyone separated and found some rooms but the problem was that there were 4 rooms and 5 Akatsuki members . . . . Deidara walked through the back part of the room looking for a room.
“There better be a least one left open, un.”
He stood in front of one of the doors. He slowly opened it to see if it was empty but unfortunately, it wasn’t.
“HELLO DEIDARA-SENPAII!!!!”
“Ugh! Dammit Tobi, un!”
“What’s wrong Senpaii, tell Tobi.”
“Nothings wrong Tobi I just can’t find a room, un”
“*Gasp* Senpaii you can stay with Tobi! That would be so awesome! YAY TOBI’S FIRST SLUMBER PARTY!!!!”
’If anyone loves me they will send me to hell away from this creature!’
“What’s this? Deidara can’t find a room?”
“SASORI-SENPAII!!!! HI!!!
Deidara turned around to see like Tobi said Sasori leaning on the door way frame a smirk plastered on his face.
“No, un.” At that moment the light bulb in Deidara’s head went off as he put his arm around Sasori’s shoulder.
“Hey Senpaii, un.”
“ . . . . . What?”
“Care to have a roommate, un?”
“ . . . . . Who?
“Dumbass I’m talking about me!”
Sasori though for a second. “. . . . . Fine, but it’s only because I;m such a nice person.”
“HAHAHAHAHA!!!! That’s a bunch of bullshit Sasori-Senpaii!” Tobi yelled while laughing hysterically.
“You little-! . . . . . I’m gonna kill you!”
Sasori charged at Tobi and jumped on top of him and started smacking his head!
Deidara couldn’t help but laugh. I mean the scene of Sasori kicking Tobi’s ass you’d laugh too! Deidara then got another idea and started to run twords the bed where Sasori and Tobi were fighting.
“LOOK OUT, UN!!!”
“Oh shit!” Sasori yelled as Dedara flopped down the bed and they all started wrestling.
Sasori sat on top of Deidara and Tobi jumped on Sasori’s back. Sasori just elbowed Tobi in the face making him fall to the ground with a load thump!
“OWWWWW!!!!”
Deidara then pushed Sasori off him and out him in a headlock. That just made Sasori head butt him making Deidara fall back on the bed. Saosri jumped on top of him again but this time pinning Deidara’s arms down.
“You have done well young Skywalker.”
“ . . . . What the hell, un! Was that Yoda?”
The both started laughing hysterically.
Tobi jumped back on the bed eyeing the two laughing boys.
“Well, well, well. Senpaii, Tobi didn’t know you two where together.”
There was a long silence as Deidara and Sasori looked at Tobi but that quickly faded as they both started screaming.
“WHAAAAAAAT!!!!!”

TO BE CONTINUED