Previously on Akatsuki afterlife . . . .
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“I can call you names too Senpaii at least I don’t have AIDS UN!!!”
“At least I’m not a gender confused pussy!!!”
“Oh yeah well . . . . DAMMIT SENPAII!!! Now I can’t think of a good comeback un!”
“I believe I have one this battle Deidara.”
“You may have won the battle but you haven’t won the war un.”
Then Kenpachi jumps twords Sasori sword raised getting ready to strike Sasori.
“You unfortunately won’t win this war either puppet man.”

Now we continue put story . . . . .
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“You cheater! You snuck up on me!”
Just then Itachi jumped in between them.
“Maygenkyo Sharingan.”
All of a sudden Kenpachi started to scream like hell.
“AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! W-What the hell is going on!!!”
“Even though I think Sasori is an asshole-“
“Hey!”
“He is still a member of Akatsuki. And if you attack one of our members then I have no choice but to kill you.”
“AAAHHHHGGGG!!!”
“Kenny!!!”
“Y-Yachiru, w-what are you doing here, I told you to leave!”
“I heard you screaming Kenny.”
Yachiru turned to Itachi and Sasori.
“You’re a big meanie! You’re a cheater too! You can’t bring someone else into a fight! That means you lose for disqualification, so stop hurting Kenny!”
“Itachi stop it.”
“Stay out of this Kisame. This is my battle.”
Sasori started thinking.
‘Ya know, 2 seconds ago, this was MY BATTLE!!! And now all of a sudden it’s his . . . . . I need to make a revenge list. That way later on in life, I can kill the people who pissed me off. Okay no. 1 is Itachi for sealing my battle. No.2 is Deidara for saying I have AIDS. No.3 is the gut Itachi is trying to kill for being a cheating asshole. And no.4 is Tobi because . . . . I just don’t like him.’
“Itachi you’re over using those eyes of yours.”
“Please Mr., stop hurting Kenny.”
Yachiru then started to cry.
“Listen to Kisame Itachi. Even I’m not cruel enough to make a little girl cry.”
“This is my battle, Sasori. Stay out of this.”
“Ya know, 5 seconds ago this was MY BATTLE!!! Then you butted in, you screwed up everything.”
“I don’t care. I’ll kill him.”
Sasori was getting really pissed off now.
‘I’m defiantly killing Itachi now. Tearing a child away from there parent is evil. It’s the lowest of the lows. I remember when I lost my parents . . . . . . . it was hear breaking . . . . . I can’t watch this anymore.’
Sasori ran up to Itachi and punched him right in the face.
“DAMN SEPAII UN!!”
“Holy shit Sasori!”
Itach dropped the illusion and Kenpachi fell to the ground.
“Kenny!”
“Little girl get out of here! Take the big guy with you!”
Yachiru nodded as she picked Kenpachi up and left.
Itachi started to pick himself off the ground.
“S-Sasori . . . . .what the hell was that for?”
“You went to far Itachi. Have some self control once in awhile!”
Deidara then started clapping like an idiot.
“Way to go stick it up to the man Senpaii un!”
“You speak of self control? Who the hell is the one who just punched me in the face?!”
“Shut up Itachi! You don’t know how it feels to lose your parents! That little girl was crying for you to stop and you didn’t listen! . . . . I understand why you’re in Akatsuki now, . . . . . . you’re a monster!

TO BE CONTINUED