Previously on Akatsuki after life . . . .
--
“Well maybe he’ll let us un. After all he could be nice.”
“Or maybe you were born without a brain or dropped on your head a million times!
“Your being an asshole Senpaii un. Are you on your period or something?”
“No! . . . . Damnit Deidara!”
“What un?”
“Thanks to you I’m having a craving for chocolate!”
“I don’t care un! We need to find that guy!”
“Don’t you think I know that!?”

Now we continue our story . . . .
--
“DEIDARA-SENPAII!!!”
“Un?”
“Oh shit! NOT ANOTHER ONE!!!!”
Tobi came running up to Deidara and Sasori.
“Tobi’s so happy to see you!
“Why did it have to be him? God hates me!”
“Tobi, you died too un?”
“TOBI DIED!!!?”
“Yeah if you enter the soul society then you’re dead.”
“How did you die Tobi un?”
Tobi thought hard for a minute.
“ . . . . . Tobi doesn’t remember!”
“HEY!!! There’s that little shit!”
Sasori spotted Hitsugaya next to one of the buildings with a girl. She had black hair that was in a bun and had brown eyes.
“HEY SHORTY!!!”
Hitsugaya turned around and his eyes widened.
“Oh god not you again!”
Sasori, Deidara, and Tobi ran over to him.
“You were suppose to give us a tour un.”
“I did. The tours over. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to spend time with my girlfriend.”
“OH MY GOD!!!”
Tobi picked Hitsugaya off the ground and hugged him.
“Let go of me you orange-faced freak!”
“YOU ARE SO CUTE!!! Tell Tobi how old are you little boy?”
“Tobi he is not a little boy un.”
“Yeah he’s just a midget.”
“SHUT UP YOU PUPPET FREAK!!!!! AND PUT ME DOWN!!!!
Tobi let go of Hitsugaya. Sasori started patting Hitsugaya on his head.
“He’s just a cute little shit, now isn’t he?”
“Grrrrrr.”
Hitsugaya bit down on Sasori’s hand.
“Owww!”
Everyone started laughing.
“Your right Sasori-Senpaii! He is a little shit, isn’t he!”
This was so funny even Hitsugaya’s girlfriend was giggling. She then bent down and helped Hitsugaya up.
“You’re so silly snowy.”
Hitsugaya smiled a little.
“Thanks for the support Momo.”
She smiled and kissed him on his cheek.
Hitsugaya blushed. Then they both started to walk away hand in hand.
“Hey wait a minute! What are we supposed to do now un?”
“Try to find the Captin General he’ll tell you what to do.”
“Ya mean Yama-whats-his-face?”
“His name is Captin General Genryusai Shige-“
“Again . . . . I don’t give a rat’s ass about what his name is!”
“Just try and find him. Best of luck to you three.”
“THANK YOU SHORTY!!!”
Hitsugaya and Momo talked.
“They’re kinda funny. What do you think Toshiro?
“They’re a bunch of freaks.”
“Oh, come on don’t be that way.”
I’m not trying to be mean. All I’m saying is that they better watch there backs. If they talk that way to Captin Zaraki or Captin Kuchiki they’re as good as dead.”
“ . . . . You’re right, Captin Zaraki will toy with them until they die. And Captin Kuchiki, he’s so cruel . . . . . there’s no telling what he would do.”
“For their sake I hope they don’t run into any of the Captain’s.”
Back to Deidara, Tobi, and Sasori.
“Okay let’s go find that Yama guy un.”
“No way! I don’t like that old fart. He’s an ass to me.”
“Gee I can’t imagine why un.”
“Okay you to go find that guy and Tobi will find the others!”
“What others?”
“The rest of the Akatsuki are here too! Tobi saw them when he was looking for you guys!”
“Well I’m not gonna go find that Yama guy so I’m gonna go find the Akatsuki.”
“But we need to go find that Yama guy he can help us find the Akatsuki un.”
“We don’t need him I can find them on my own.”
“Gee that makes me feel a lot better un.”
“Shut up Deidara.”
So they headed out to find they’re friends. But then they ran into Hitsugaya once again.
“God damnit there’s that little shit again,”
“Oh no it’s them again.”
“Fuck it I’m going that way, but . . . . before I leave, Hey midget!”
Hitsugaya looked at Sasori and saw that he was giving him the bird.
“Huh? Grrr Well you’re mothers were corn dogs!”
And at the same time Deidara and Sasori said.
“Our parents are dead!”
“Grrr great now I feel bad.”
“Snowy maybe you should go apologize to them, maybe get on the right track and become friends with them.”
“Hell no!”
“Snowy.”
Momo said and an angry voice and gave him an angry glare.
Hitsugaya’s eyes grew wide.
“Uh I’m just gonna go over there and say I’m sorry now.”
Hitsugaya ran over to Sasori and Deidara as fast as he could.
“Hey puppet guy wait!”
“Just don’t turn around and he’ll go away.”
“Hey, I wanted to say that I was sorry.”
“For what?”
“For saying your mother was a corn dog and all that when there dead.”
“We don’t care what you say about our mothers we have no useless feelings like sadness or grief what’s done is done they are dead.”
Sasori started to walk away with Deidara and Tobi right behind him.
“Bye Shorty Tobi will miss you!”
“Wow I didn’t notice you were still with us Tobi un. It’s kinda freaky.”
Hitsugaya stared at the vanishing figures.
“How can they now grieve over there mothers deaths? What kind of people are they?”
“Hey Sasori we’ve been walking for hours, can we rest un?”
Yeah Tobi’s feet hurt.”
“Not until we find everyone.”
At that time someone bumps into Sasori.
“Watch where you’re going.”
“What the fuck?! You know what fuck you asshole you bump into me and say it’s my fault I outa kick your JESUS CRIST YOU’RE A BIG BASTARD!!!”
“Holy shit un!”
Tobi stood there for a moment but then started to run around in circles screaming.
“Shut up Tobi!”
“Okay Tobi good boy.”
“What’s going on Kenny?”
A little girl said popping up from the Kenpachi’s shoulder.  
“These guys are trying to pick a fight with me.”
Oh you shouldn’t fight with Kenny he’ll kill you!”
“I’m so scared.”
Kenpachi stared at Sasori for a moment.
“Yachiru go somewhere else.”
“Okay Kenny!”
Yachiru giggled and ran away from where they were.
“So before we begin, what’s your name?”
“Why should I give my name to you?”
“Fine then let’s begin.”
Kenpachi whipped out his sworn and sliced Sasori from the waist.
“Hm that was fast he’s wasn’t as strong as I thought.”
“Hehe wow this hurts but at least I can still put myself together.”
“Or maybe he is. I might actually get a workout from fighting you.”
“Same here.”
Sasori then lifted up his hands and fire started to shot out from them but Kenpachi jumped out from the fire and was about to slash Sasori. But Sasori jumped out of the way just in time.
“Sasori.”
‘Wait that sounded like-.’
Sasori looked over his shoulder.
“Itachi?”
“Get down here!”
“Can’t you see I’m fighting here!”
“At that moment Sasori slips and falls hard on top of one of the many buldings.”
“Aww son of a bitch!”
“Are you okay un?”
No, I’m just laying here in agony just because I want to what do you think dumbass!”
“I can call you names too Senpaii!! At least I don’t have AIDS!!!”
“At least I’m not a gender confused pussy!!”
“Oh yeah well . . . . . . DAMNIT SENPAII!!! Now I can’t think of a comeback un!”
“I believe I have one this battle Deidara!”
“You may have won the battle but you haven’t won the war un.”
Then Kenpachi jumps twords Sasori with his sword raised getting ready to strike him.
“You unfortunately won’t win this war wither puppet man.”

TO BE CONTINUED